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Saturday, October 29, 2011

COMMUNITY NEWS & VIEWS


STARTING THIS WEEK, WE WILL BEGIN A WEEKLY POWERHOUSE PUBLICATION "COMMUNITY NEWS & VIEWS" TO UPDATE OUR READERS ESPECIALLY IN THE DIASPORA ON EVENTS HAPPENING AROUND CHOISEUL/SALTIBUS.

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HERE ARE OUR STORIES THIS WEEK:

The PRO Cheque Book Story:
UWP PRO
A regular caller to all the TalkShows who professes to be the PRO of the United Party is a very expensive commodity. He has a "United" Cheque Book all for himself while the Roblot massive are scrunting to pay their bills and send their children to school.

Since Mose told Choiseulians to get up and go and get their money from Bruce Tucker, all the UWPees are scared to death about the ripple effects. Perhaps the most scared is the UWP PRO who is holding one of the people’s cheque books in his back pocket. Now that Bro Mose has opened the people’s eyes, they are getting more and more angry; while the "cheque book holders" and "United contractors" are getting more and more scared!

Mose hit the nail on the head when he said, "the UWP eating all the meat and throwing the bone to us, as if we are dogs!"

$200 to vote and a new Candidate for Choiseul/Saltibus?
A United Team has been campaigning hard in the Cafeiere/Dugard Area for eight (8) days non-stop. Most of them belong to the "UNITED GROUP OF CHOISEUL/SALTIBUS CONTRACTORS Inc.". 

The young people of Cafeiere/Dugard have reported that they are being offered a down payment of $200 to vote for Tucker with the promise to pay the balance after the elections. However, community news is rife that the United Party is now seriously considering replacing Tucker with a noble member of the Charles family because none of the fellahs around him "en ready yet". They just working for their money! Young people of Cafeiere/Dugard, don't be bribed. Educate your neighbour about the danger and insult.

Massive Air Pollution in Reunion
Reunion residents won a nice victory over Tucker. They charged him and his PRO (Nin-Com-POOP) for air pollution and they won the case. They claimed that every time these two guys bounce up in the Constituency Office, they have to call solid waste to quickly dispose of diapers. So the United office has now moved to a more convenient location elsewhere because reunion cyan dealt wit all that "pee-pee" and "poo-poo"

Heavy Roller ain’t Easy
A parliamentarian who returned to the St. Lucia from Canada only on Wednesday had to be flown back again on Friday for more treatment. It is reported that he has serious lower bowel movement problems since his colon was severed. He thought the heavy Roller was easy. He should have asked Rick.

1 comment:

  1. Hilarious and crafty. I like the use of humour here. All are humourous; but I like the last two. What would we do without the PH? Sometimes, it is neutral. Sometimes, it is acidic and sometimes it is so alkaline!

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